Let's talk about return on investment. OK I know I should be working but the boss isn't looking right now ;-)
Here is how I classify investment returns. Now pay attention, this is complicated.
Plus 20% = Very Good
Plus 10% = Good
Plus 5% = Fair
0% = Bad
Minus 95% = Pretty Fucked Up
Guess which return on investment I got? Yeah beyotch. -95%. I'm inversely rich. 10,000 dollars in, 550 dollars out. Wall Street Mothafuckin Money Machine.
Some fat cat is gonna get rich off my Lucent stock when it goes back up, but I didn't have the funds to withstand the constant assault on my account balance from INACTIVITY FEES.
Fuck the stock market.
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